I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(
welp now we know the distinction between the two
Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?
You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.
DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!
NONE OF US KNEW THAT
Me and my Gizmo vwv I love him to death
Anonymous said: what if for halloween the avengers decide to dress up as each other, so they draw names from a hat and clint and natasha get tony and steve. and so later at a halloween party everyone's imitating/making fun of each other and so natasha and clint decide to act like tony and steve do around each other (aka: looking like sad pining puppies)
It stops being funny after-
Or, no. It was never funny, and Tony is sure the others are only laughing out of spite, because come on.
"We don’t act like that," Tony insists for the third time, and Steve echoes an affirmation, which have been getting flimsier as Natasha and Clint’s acting has gotten more dramatic.
Around them, Thor is laughing and Bruce has long since stopped holding back giggles. Clint!Steve and Natasha!Tony go back to pointedly ignoring each other, before Natasha gasps, dropping the book she had been pretending to read, and Clint makes a big show out of running to her side.
"What happened," Clint says, in an awful, awful Brooklyn accent that makes Steve wince when he hears it. "Do I need to carry you to the infirmary, Tony? With my big, strong muscles?"
"It’s just a papercut, Cap," Natasha says, sighing, and Clint kicks the book she had been holding, hissing insults at it for hurting his ‘beloved Tony.’
"Come on, guys," Steve tries wearily, his face pinched. "Lets’ just-"